Cleanup Actions (#2088)

* chore: actions cleanup

* chore: make release messages more fun

* chore: fix casing

* chore(lint): Prettier fix

Co-authored-by: GitHub Action <github-action@users.noreply.github.com>

1 files changed, 28 insertions, 3 deletions

diff --git a/scripts/notify/index.js b/scripts/notify/index.js
index e5e9f08c5..a74f3a52f 100755
--- a/scripts/notify/index.js
+++ b/scripts/notify/index.js
@@ -3,6 +3,27 @@ import { createRequire } from 'module';
 const require = createRequire(import.meta.url);
 const baseUrl = new URL('https://github.com/withastro/astro/blob/main/');
 
+const emojis = ['🎉', '🥳', '🚀', '🧑‍🚀', '🎊', '🏆', '✅', '🤩', '🤖', '🙌'];
+const descriptors = ['new releases', 'fresh new code', 'shiny updates', 'exciting stuff', 'package updates', 'awesome updates', 'bug fixes and features', 'updates'];
+const verbs = [
+  'just went out!',
+  'now available!',
+  'in the wild!',
+  'now live!',
+  'hit the registry!',
+  'to share!',
+  'for you!',
+  "for y'all!",
+  "comin' your way!",
+  "comin' atcha!",
+  "comin' in hot!",
+  ', freshly minted on the blockchain! (jk)',
+];
+
+function item(items) {
+  return items[Math.floor(Math.random() * items.length)];
+}
+
 async function run() {
   const releases = process.argv.slice(2)[0];
   const data = JSON.parse(releases);
@@ -13,13 +34,17 @@ async function run() {
     })
   );
 
+  const emoji = item(emojis);
+  const descriptor = item(descriptors);
+  const verb = item(verbs);
+
   if (packages.length === 1) {
     const { name, version, url } = packages[0];
-    console.log(`\`${name}@${version}\` was just released! Read the [release notes →](<${url}>)`);
+    console.log(`${emoji} \`${name}@${version}\` ${verb}\nRead the [release notes →](<${url}>)`);
   } else {
-    console.log(`**Some new releases just went out!**\n`);
+    console.log(`${emoji} Some ${descriptor} ${verb}\n`);
     for (const { name, version, url } of packages) {
-      console.log(`  • \`${name}@${version}\` ([Release Notes →](<${url}>))`);
+      console.log(`• \`${name}@${version}\` Read the [release notes →](<${url}>)`);
     }
   }
 }