1 files changed, 19 insertions, 4 deletions
diff --git a/scripts/notify/index.js b/scripts/notify/index.js
index c7685de33..4325a04cd 100755
--- a/scripts/notify/index.js
+++ b/scripts/notify/index.js
@@ -14,11 +14,26 @@ const verbs = [
   'hit the registry!',
   'to share!',
   'for you!',
-  "for y'all!",
-  "comin' your way!",
-  "comin' atcha!",
-  "comin' in hot!",
+  'for y’all!',
+  'comin’ your way!',
+  'comin’ atcha!',
+  'comin’ in hot!',
   ', freshly minted on the blockchain! (jk)',
+  ', now with 100% more reticulated splines!',
+  '(as seen on TV!)',
+  'just dropped!',
+  ', artisanally hand-crafted just for you.',
+  ', oh happy day!',
+  '—enjoy!',
+  '(be the first on your block to download it!)',
+  ', made with love',
+  ', our best version yet!',
+  'DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD!',
+  '! HUZZAH!',
+  'has landed!',
+  '! The internet just got a little more fun.',
+  ', from our family to yours.',
+  ', go forth and build!',
 ];
 
 function item(items) {