Fix streams breaking on reverted EventEmitter / Make Discord.js work (#2913)

* Revert "Revert "use a lazyily initialized stream for `node:crypto` `createHash` (#2652)""

This reverts commit 613bb4822ee8f4fbfd78aef391e2db8f07659a6f.

* Revert "Revert "implement `node:events` in javascript (#2604)""

This reverts commit a4d0a1961abe0c6073e15cc6f7c0601b74f2e3f7.

* oops

* fix entrypoints stuff

* fix hash copy

* use native events for node streams and crypto

* requested changes

* oops

* make discord.js work

* fix webkit hash

* headers tojson

1 files changed, 31 insertions, 0 deletions

diff --git a/bench/emitter/implementations.mjs b/bench/emitter/implementations.mjs
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+import EventEmitter3 from "eventemitter3";
+import { group } from "mitata";
+import EventEmitterNative from "node:events";
+
+export const implementations = [
+  {
+    EventEmitter: EventEmitterNative,
+    name: process.isBun ? (EventEmitterNative.init ? "bun" : "C++") : "node:events",
+    monkey: true,
+  },
+  // { EventEmitter: EventEmitter3, name: "EventEmitter3" },
+].filter(Boolean);
+
+for (const impl of implementations) {
+  impl.EventEmitter?.setMaxListeners?.(Infinity);
+}
+
+export function groupForEmitter(name, cb) {
+  if (implementations.length === 1) {
+    return cb({
+      ...implementations[0],
+      name: `${name}: ${implementations[0].name}`,
+    });
+  } else {
+    return group(name, () => {
+      for (let impl of implementations) {
+        cb(impl);
+      }
+    });
+  }
+}